Is John McCain Too Old -- Is Santa Claus Too Fat?

Saying that Senator John McCain is too old to behaving all the energy necessary to run long distances,
president is like saying that Santa Claus is too fat toand this is the very same energy needed to do one's
be - Santa Claus! After all, Mr. Claus's girth wouldjob, even if one's job is running the country.
appear to be a huge hindrance to his getting down allSome would like to take this "too-old" argument one
those chimneys to deliver the goods. Nevertheless, asstep further by pointing out that McCain would be in his
we all know, S. Claus does his job very well. Hiseighties at the end of a second term. Let's look, then,
heart-attack-waiting-to-happen, size-50 waist hasn'tat the potential of eighty-year-olds. Here's an example
caused him to get stuck in a single chimney yet - toof what one octogenarian can do. This past summer a
our knowledge. However, now that I think about it, he isfellow Arizonan of McCain's, Bill Anderson, peddled his
getting a little old, maybe too old for …-- whichbike the perimeter of Arizona, some 2,000 miles in 14.5
brings us back to McCain.days. In doing this, Anderson averaged over 130 miles
The question being bandied about these days, by actora day for two weeks. He did this despite having to
Chuck Norris of the Mike Huckabee camp for one, is:endure long, steep mountain climbs and 110-degree
Would McCain be able to withstand the pressures ofdesert heat. He did this to celebrate his eighty-first
being the leader of the free world? After all, he wouldbirthday!
be 77 at the end of his first term. What some folksBeyond his expertise as a cyclist and his intense
seem to forget (not you and I, of course, but sometraining regimen, what made it possible for Anderson to
others less well informed) is that one's chronologicalaccomplish this age-redefining feat was his drive to do
age and one's physiological age are not the same.it. This is the same resoluteness that sustained McCain
Let me give you an example. San Francisco's Raythrough years of captivity as a prisoner of war and
Piva ran 109 miles at the 2003 USA 24-Hour Runthrough 25 contentious-filled years in Congress. It's the
Championship in San Diego. He was 77 at the time! Assame determination that would sustain him as
you can see from this age-defying accomplishment,president.
Piva's real age, or, as some call it, his biological age, isNo, I'm not saying that I would vote for McCain to be
nowhere near his chronological age (i.e., how manypresident of these United States of America, but
times he's circled the Sun).neither will I dismiss his candidacy based solely on his
How many of the candidates for president could keepage - any more than I would vote for someone purely
up with the 77-year-old Piva for 436 laps of a track?on the basis of his or her race or sex (be it male or
Let's see. It's obvious that John Edwards and Mittfemale). However, I can say with certainty that Santa
Romney couldn't do it; all that running would muss updefinitely gets my vote to stay on no matter how
their hair, and that suitcoat and tie would be a realplump or old he gets.
hindrance to Romney. How about Ron Paul? PaulCalendar years are simply not a true measure of
would be disqualified for not staying in his lane and notone's ability to function well; Ray Piva and Bill Anderson
even being able to stay on the track. What abouthave made this very clear. The wisdom, insights and
Dennis Kucinich? Even he would get tired of turning leftexperience garnered during years of captivity and a
after a while. And can you picture Hillary in runningquarter century in the political arena fighting for his
shorts? No, I'm not going there, neither should you, norconvictions are far more important than McCain's age.
would Hillary. Finally, there's Barack Obama. Even withMaybe the better question is not whether McCain is
all his energy, charisma and youthful enthusiasm, hetoo old, Chuck, but rather whether the other, less
wouldn't be able to complete this race. From this, weexperienced candidates are too young.
can see that age is not a significant deterrent to